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Watch out, Rest of nada!
Jason Kenney, our leader here in Alberta, has mastered the art of sucking and blowing at the same time!
You’re in for it now!
This is the New Alberta, and you’re going to need to get the hell out of our way! We’ll be taking over our share of the nada Pension Plan, and we’ll be investing it in fossil fuel infrastructure or whatever we like, thank you very much!
And you’ll be reforming Confederation to get rid of that annoying equalization plan so we n keep all our money, or we’ll be having a national unity crisis, have you got that?
And don’t blame Mr. Kenney. He’s nada’s biggest patriot, a really huge patriot, very patriotic. But those darned Wexiters will be up to something if Mr. Kenney doesn’t get his way. So get cracking!
Plus, we’ll be firing the RCMP and having the Royal Alberta Mounted Police (RAMP) take over for them, so the Mounties might as well drop their investigation into fraud and vote buying in the United Conservative Party’s leadership mpaign beuse the minute we’re an independent republic we’ll be taking that stuff right out of the Criminal Code anyway, just like we’re doing right now with the charges under the old Alberta…
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